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The Engineering of Coincidence


"Magic is the engineering of coincidence."
Thirty years in the making, this book weaves together some of humanity's most successful physical theories to provide a truly scientific explanation for many experiences that have previously been discarded as inexplicable or even supernatural. A mind-blowing new way to look at the world around us.

"What have you got to lose but your prejudices about what we laughingly call 'reality'?" - Fortean Times

Confound and Disturb


From an audio Last Will and Testament, to a choir of chickens, this album of mostly spoken word (and the odd song) aims to do exactly what it says in the title.
Guest starring Mr. Simon Godfrey (Tinyfish, Shineback, Tribe of Names), and Mr. Matt Stevens (The Fierce And The Dead) with his Transdimensional Guitar of Madness. Includes artwork by Mr. Mark Buckingham (Fables, Miracleman).

"Fulfils its brief with deliciously quirky aplomb" - Dom Lawson, Prog Magazine

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Robert Ramsay was born in 1964 and is still wondering about that. Wizard, lyricist, and some sort of musician, he has been a member of 'Men Are Dead', 'Tinyfish', and 'Tits Out For Captain Power', and is now a solo artist, Consulting Lyricist to the Gentry, and, if you have need of such a thing, a voiceover for your recording project.

He's been in a triumphant live concert video, played festivals in Britain, Poland and the U.S., and once saved the Swedish Stock Exchange.

His album 'Confound and Disturb' is available on Bad Elephant Music, and does what it says on the tin.

In parallel to this, he has spent thirty years researching the true nature of reality, publishing his findings as the paperback and ebook, 'The Engineering of Coincidence', searching for a truly scientific explanation of magic, with none of that 'aetheric vibrations' nonsense, nor indeed any mention of the gypsies originating from Atlantis.


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